The Ten Commandments of the Vagabond

These commandments are to be followed to the letter and space between them...

Also, these commandments are subjected to change at anytime I feel they need to be changed.

1. Swifty - The Vagabond shall be considered as a very high person that has the power of any "diety" that has been made up.

2. I'm an Aethiest. This means that I do NOT have any beliefs whatsoever. I am NOT a nature person, i am NOT a hippy, I am NOT an idiot NOR a nerd, I'm an average person who's put up a site and I eat pasta.

3. If you send something challenging my views and claims about a certain topic, I will respond accordingly, even if all it contains is a blank page or something insulting, please read my disclaimer and bear in mind that I have the right to give you your own medicine as I am a human being with my own opinions.

4. If you are a bigotorist (however you spell it) you will leave the site and not contact me in any way, shape or form as I will do something you will not like... I will tell you the truth...

5. Spammers will recieve many many many many replies which not contain any ordinary spam, but will have it's own contents of SPAM.

6. I am an Australian. I hate politicians, I hate America's infulencial power, I hate the fact that the human race is stupid but the most intelligent on the planet and I hate pretty much everything ecpet anything relating to the Japanese or Australian cultures, lifestyles, languages, etc. I also reserve the right to rant on about this whenever I bloody well please.

7. If you have nothing productive to say, SHUT THE HELL UP!!

8. Forcefields haven't been invented yet... get over it...

9. You reserve the right to ignore this site and the said terms in the disclaimer and these commandments which will result in your [Insert thing here].

10. For the time being, this site is non-profitable and purely voluntary. Affiliates are welcome here and I will make a button if you wish to help advertise this site for me.

11. Help on making this site better is always welcome.

12. Thou shalt not commit beastiality. It's just plain wrong.

13. Thou shalt not commit adultery... in public.

14. If you have a libido which won't calm down, you are not alone... stand up proud and make like a rabbit and go crazy... just don't do anything stupid like killing people THEN screwing them... that's disgusting.