Some Random Thing I'm making up on the spot...

It's time for a test run of the "Stuff Made Up On The Spot" posts.

Today, I feel like just typing something for no apparent reason...

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...pickles....

I HATE pickles. How can one man have a cheeseburger when there's friggin' pickles all over it? What the hell? I hate those little green, weird looking, things which are kinda studded on tha outside which makes me think it may become a female's best friend...

While we're on about greens today, spinach. Damn you Popeye!!! You can take your spinach and shove it up your arse, maybe then your arse will explode from the muscle 'growth' you apparently get after eating these leaves....

You know what else is green and leafy? Marijuana. Pot. Weed. You know the stuff. This magical leaf doesn't put you to sleep right away. Oh no.... instead you've gotta 'overdose' on the stuff before you can rest in peace for once in your life. And where the hell did the term 'getting high' come from? Did a French guy in America watching some yank smoke the stuff say "Haw haw haw... you stupid American pig think you so high and mighty eh? You only make yourself look stupider..." Or something similar? Honesty the French have a way with words at some times...

Here's a theory as to how we started paying, that's right spending our vaulable money which we almost died for several times to get, for bottled water.

*NOTE - This theory comes from a comedian, I can't remember exactly which one but it's either Brian Regan, Pablo Francisco or Dave Cook, I'm sure it was Dave Cook that said something like this. The gag has been altered due to plagerism of verbal text and my imagination has decided to kick in about now again.*

One day in the country of France, There was a country-wide meeting about the next scam the Americans would be suckered into yet again. The 5 highest ranking French people and the lowest ranking French people were sitting in a hot spring smoking their cigarettes.

One of the lowest people was looking at the water and said to the others who were scheming, "Hey, hey. I think that the Americans are so dumb and stupid that we could sell them water... in a bottle." And sure enough, 5 minutes later after suggesting the idea to the President of the so called "Greatest Nation" in the world, there were bottles of water with different brands and an ingredients section on the label all over the 50 odd states.

Why woul I want to buy a bottle of this stuff when i can pay up to a hundred bucks on a water purifyer and drink all the water I want? There's a thing called the Ocean. Also, i can just drink the stuff out of a lake when I'm dying of thirst trying to find my way back to civilisation after a long, death-ridden trek through a rainforest. There's also rain. You can set buckets out while a massive downpour of rain and put it in you own bottles and fridge it for later use. There's just so many FREE options to have water, why pay for the stuff? The government just wants to line their pockets with gold and platnium so that they will be 'worth' more when in fact they r just plain human beings who are stupid.

That's all for now people...